Cast, the musical

It’s the blockbuster film musical everybody’s been eagerly anticipating until the end of the 90’s when they made a video instead. Sing along with a parody of the only song anybody ever remembers from the show.

Movie (sung to the tune of Memory)


Sing along!
🎶 Mo--vie 🎶
Of a show I a date took.
Possum's practical cat book,
By a poet named T.
Now it's full of cliches so dumb 
Like "cat's got your tongue".
It's been gutted,
And restrung.
(bridge)
Rebel Wilson put some clothes on,
Wobbling through the trailer!
But the furries will buy seats in flurries,
Fursonas want to nail her.
(big finish)
How did--
Magic cat get himself neutered?
Were they making him cuter
By removing his balls?
Taylor Swift's boobs
Are bigger than they normally are,
And on a real cat look bizarre.

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