Bein’ Leem

Sung to the tune of Bein’ Green

It's not that easy being Leem.
Having to spend each day
Livestreaming your whole life,
When I should be getting credit, for someone's art, like Doctor Doom, traced by me,
Or a manga drawn by someone else.

It's not easy being Leem.
They do gay ops and pay people to tell lies.
And Katy doesn't learn her lesson so I have to be the villain, the super villain,
Like Doctor Doom, that they want me to be.

But Leem's a little koala guy.
And Leem trains you up and he's ready for a foight.

And Leem is the big Australian publisher
Of comics, I mean manga, and he is tall as your knees.

When Leem is all there is to be, it could make you wonder
When's Wonder Island, I wonder?
I am Leem. I've got money. And I'm good at sex!
And it's all I'll ever be.

Reprise

And Leem is the big Australian publisher
Of comics, I mean manga, and he is tall as your knees.

When Leem is all there is to be, it could make you wonder
When's Wonder Island, I wonder?
I am Leem. I've got money. And I'm good at sex!
And it's all I'll ever be.